HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TO MY WIFE

She is my wine cellar.

She is a storehouse of all the qualities

I find so admirable.

She has the deep character of a complex Cabernet,

the sophistication of a smooth Merlot,

the delicate qualities of a stainless-steel Chardonnay,

the youthful sweetness of a late-harvest Riesling,

and the effervescence of a fine sparkling wine.